I was in the rest room at work today and “my toilet” had piddle on it. Ewwww… This is a very small building there can’t be more than 25 women that would use the rest room…. Sigh. Seriously? Piddle? Are we not all grownups? My mind immediately started singing a little song my sister taught…
Funny
I got a Tramp Stamp!
Just kidding! Sorry mom – didn’t mean to give you a heart attack! Sunday hubby and I decided to go for a little bike ride. I have been feeling thinner (probably because i am – versus last year at this time) and therefore things that have sat in the closet for ages now fit. I…
Where is the milk?
The other week I got to work and realized i didn’t have milk for my cereal… sigh. The next day i made sure i had my milk. I head to the garage and start putting all my stuff in the car. I back out of the garage and head to work. Which includes stop and…
Funny!
Got this in my email and just had to share! Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went: Walmart Employee: ‘Hello ‘dis be Walmarts, how can I help you?’ Customer: ‘ I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.’ Walmart Employee: ‘What you want on da cake?’…
Cha-cha-changes
Well, yes i have been amiss in my wittey banter on my blog. I do snippets via twitter which land on facebook, and that seems to be how i’m exchanging info these days. So sad, so very sad. I found yet another new job. This contract was giving me the heebie jeebies – as far…
My Living Will
My mom sent me this and it was just too funny not to share: MY LIVING WILL Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, “I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive.That…
The wii ratted me out!
Hubby got the wii fit as a present as i may have mentioned. Well, it’s mean…. When he first got it, it weighed him and in a very lovely asian high pitched voice, told him he was “overweight” and made his cute little avitar a little fatty… Ugh! So not motivating! If you don’t happen…