There was an evening a couple weeks ago where some of us were blowing off steam from the week.
One of the group attempted to tell one of the “what do you call someone without any arms and legs” joke, but messed it up and said “What do you call art on the wall with no arms and no legs”
It was either the margaritas, the long week or my sick sense of humor – but i started laughing, and then he started laughing and then we couldn’t breath long enough to tell the group what was so funny.
I got home and tried to tell the hubby about it and he just shook his head and said there was something wrong with me… well ok, there is!
So in that theme:
What do you call a person with no arms and no legs…
Thanks to Joe Castillo and his great website!
between two buildings? | ALI | |
who loosens hex screws? | ALLEN | |
on a tennis court? | ANNETTE | |
on your living room wall? | ART | |
— what if he also doesn’t have a tongue? | TASTELESS ART | |
on two wheels? | AXEL | |
stuck in a fence? | BARB | |
in your fireplace? | BERNIE | |
in your mailbox? | BILL | |
in the ocean? | BOB | |
in a stream? | BROOKE | |
in a bank? | BUCK | |
who is foaming at the mouth? | BUD | |
in a sugar vat? | CANDY | |
in a bag? | CARRIE | |
who is a prostitute? | CASH & CARRY | |
who has no head? | CHESTER | |
who is on the edge of the green? | CHIP | |
put through a meat grinder? | CHUCK | |
two men with no arms and no legs in a window? | CURT N’ ROD | |
in a tiger cage? | CLAUDE | |
hanging from a chandelier? | CRYSTAL or TIFFANY | |
in your kitchen sink? | DAWN | |
covered with oil? | DEREK | |
a man with no arms, legs, head or torso? | DICK | |
buried six feet under? | DOUG | |
buried three feet under? | DOUGLAS | |
when you push his head under water? | DUNCAN | |
under a bed? | DUSTY | |
in a bathtub? | DWAYNE | |
covered with glue? | ELMER | |
on hot asphalt? | FLIP | |
in a sewer? | FLO | |
on your barbecue? | FRANK | |
with a flatulence problem? | GAIL | |
under a microscope? | GENE | |
in your spice rack? | HERB or BASIL | |
flying over a fence? | HOMER | |
under a car? | JACK | |
in a coffee cup? | JOE | |
in the men’s room? | JOHN | |
sitting behind a news desk? | JUSTIN | |
in the ocean? | BOB | |
under a steamroller? | LANE | |
floating on a pond? | LILY | |
on a piece of paper? | MARK | |
on your front door step? | MATT | |
on a stage? | MIKE | |
a woman with no arms, legs, head or torso? | MUFFIE | |
who is shaving? | NICK | |
in a motorized wheelchair? | OTTO | |
in a frying pan? | PAM | |
between two slices of bread? | PATTY | |
holding a coat? | PEG | |
who feels practically worthless? | PENNY | |
in a flowerbed? | PETE | |
in a hole? | PHIL | |
lying beside a carnival ride? | RALPH | |
who is covered with sauerkraut? | REUBEN | |
with a history of wheelchair collisions? | REX | |
in a bank vault? | RICH | |
covered with cement? | ROCK | |
being stoned to death? | ROCKY | |
who has been struck by lightning? | ROD | |
on a hill? | ROLAND | |
in a vase? | ROSE | |
in a pile of leaves? | RUSSELL | |
on a beach? | SANDY | |
who is water skiing? | SKIP | |
who is an electrician? | SPARKY | |
in the end zone? | SPIKE | |
being cooked by cannibals? | STU | |
who can play 15 different musical instruments? | STUMP THE BAND | |
in a lingerie drawer? | TEDDY | |
who gets left behind in a restaurant? | TIP | |
on the President’s desk? | VITO | |
given to you by a deceased uncle? | WILL | |
in an arid desert? | WILT |