My mom sent me this and it was just too funny not to share:
MY LIVING WILL
Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her,
“I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine
fluids from a bottle to keep me alive.That would be no quality of
life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”
So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
She’s such a bitch.