Hey you… Yeah you. The fella that just took the last cup of coffee right in front of me and walked out of the office kitchen without so much as a glance back to me and my caffeine free cup in my hand!
In case you are unaware, the sign above the coffee machine that says = “If you take the last cup of coffee, make another pot” – is really just for you!!
If you need any help, I can show you how to make another pot of coffee. With the technological and environmentally harming advances made in the past few years, it’s a pretty easy process!
- put hand on handle of coffee ground basket, pull toward you, bring to trash, flip over, tap once.
- take filter from stack on top of coffee machine and place in now empty basket
- take bag of coffee, open with slit provided, dump into filter, throw empty bag away
- take coffee ground basket, return to coffee machine, press the button that says brew or the one with a picture of a FULL pot of coffee!
I know you can do it! I know you can! Seriously I’ll help you thru it the first time, but I’m pretty sure you can handle this on your own. I mean, you know how to change your underwear every day, right?
Yes, I am aware that it is the little things that set me off. Like the fact that I still harp on the blue mailboxes every time I see them! But this is just common courtesy and laziness.
It’s not like I’m bunny hopping up to the coffee pot at 2pm and wondering who the boob is, it’s 8:30 in the morning. Lots of people are ready for their second cup by then! The reason it’s on my brain is that this has occurred for the past 3 days! Only once did I witness the culprit and was too slow to go tackle his sorry patutie in the hall and make him come back and complete is god forsaken duty, but still, 3 days in a row, come on.
I’ve got my fingers crossed that Monday will be a much better day!