Absolutely Annoying


Hey you… Yeah you. The fella that just took the last cup of coffee right in front of me and walked out of the office kitchen without so much as a glance back to me and my caffeine free cup in my hand!

In case you are unaware, the sign above the coffee machine that says = “If you take the last cup of coffee, make another pot” – is really just for you!!

If you need any help, I can show you how to make another pot of coffee. With the technological and environmentally harming advances made in the past few years, it’s a pretty easy process!

  1. put hand on handle of coffee ground basket, pull toward you, bring to trash, flip over, tap once.
  2. take filter from stack on top of coffee machine and place in now empty basket
  3. take bag of coffee, open with slit provided, dump into filter, throw empty bag away
  4. take coffee ground basket, return to coffee machine, press the button that says brew or the one with a picture of a FULL pot of coffee!

I know you can do it! I know you can! Seriously I’ll help you thru it the first time, but I’m pretty sure you can handle this on your own. I mean, you know how to change your underwear every day, right?


Yes, I am aware that it is the little things that set me off. Like the fact that I still harp on the blue mailboxes every time I see them! But this is just common courtesy and laziness.

It’s not like I’m bunny hopping up to the coffee pot at 2pm and wondering who the boob is, it’s 8:30 in the morning. Lots of people are ready for their second cup by then! The reason it’s on my brain is that this has occurred for the past 3 days! Only once did I witness the culprit and was too slow to go tackle his sorry patutie in the hall and make him come back and complete is god forsaken duty, but still, 3 days in a row, come on.


I’ve got my fingers crossed that Monday will be a much better day!