Overheard at 360 Flex conference in San Jose

“I’m in charge of the vapor ware department”  (random sentence that filtered thru the noise to my ears)

“I’m fashionably plump, but I can move”  (from a big and tall fella indicating who’s loss it would be in a piggy back contest)

“The party ball”  (from a large round man as he rubbed his belly)