Orifices Aisle

Never mind the work part!  Last night I dragged one of my co-workers to Target with me. I had forgotten ear plugs and Aleeve! Dang if my knee wasn’t killing me!

So we are cruising Target, and of course very Target is built different! Usually I can find my ear plugs by looking for the giant amount of eye stuff!


Well I found the eye aisle and didn’t see my earplugs. They are usually up higher.  So I start walking down and I notice the family planning section is at the end (a.k.a Trojans). My co-worker says – well we were looking for an orifice but not like that! 


So we start laughing hysterically.  Are you laughing?  Maybe you needed to be there?



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