1. I don’t take out the trash
2. I don’t do yard work
3. I don’t clean the bathroom
4. I don’t mop
5. I don’t iron
6. I do the bills
7. I balance the checkbook
8. I kill things that are green
9. I bake
10. I cook – sometimes
11. I don’t wash cars
12. I don’t do technical stuff with computers at home
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