This was told to me by a Texas transplant, knowing i’m recently moved from CA to Colorado.

Husband and wife pull into the gas station to fill up.
As husband pumps the gas, wife notices 2 males at a neigboring vehicle.
The windshield is slightly iced up.
One of the males decides the best way to remove the ice would be to pour water on it, to melt it.
They carefully and evenly pour water over the entire windshield.
They then figure out, that that was a bad idea.
Next they attempt ot "scrape" the ice off with a tupperware lid of some sort.
The wife, feeling pitty brings them an ice scraper and suggests they try that….
It was at that point, she noticed the CA plates on the vehicle.
Lordie!